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Writer's pictureThe Bored Runner

Day 168 (November 9)

5 miles


Early morning run while the rest of the world slept... what a power it is!


A friend of mine shared with me some running jokes, and I am putting them here. I hope it puts a smile on your face as much as mine this morning :)


For women:

  • “See Bob Run.  See Grace Run Faster.”

  • “Does this shirt make my butt look fast?”

  • “If you think running a marathon is hard, try giving birth.” :)


Why we run:

  • “I thought they said rum.”

  • “Running … because dieting is not an option.”

  • “I run because I really like food.”

  • “One more mile and the cake is history.”

Defying categorization:

  • “Slow runners make fast runners look good.  You’re welcome.”

  • “Live long and perspire.”

  • “Your pace or mine?”

  • “I found my happy pace.”

  • “You think I’m crazy because I run?  Trust me, you’d see crazy if I didn’t run!”

  • “To run or not to run?  What a stupid question.

  • “I hate running. My life is making me do this.”

Have an awesome day everyone!

- Bored Runner












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